And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, today is the day that we play Big Dummy, the game show that rewards you for your stunning ignorance.

And here's how it works.

You call us, we will clearly spend the category wheel. Yeah, man.

Mr. fired up over there. Hey, look at this. Weather.

I know. Thursday afternoon.

Sun's out, the wheels early. It's just, it's one of those things we know.

Winter time, got to wait like 35 seconds.

Yeah, I'm down.

Here we are, man. Sun's out. Now, wheel to spin it, bitches, and we will spin that wheel.

Then we'll ask you a question from that category.

But here is where Big Dummy separates itself from their average, more reputable game show.

We will continue to ask you questions until you get one right, because as always, we want you to leave here smarter than you showed up.

Now, so far this year, our biggest dummy is the lovely and talented Cody who thought ant eaters were cannibalistic uncles and found a way to answer 10 consecutive questions wrong.

Can you do better?

Well, of course you can.

Everyone else has.

So give us a call.

And off we go, a Big Dummy, brought

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