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Hope you guys got some rest last night. My two-year-old decided he did not want to get rest last night. Finally fell asleep after the Hagman Show, and he woke me up and I guess had a bad dream. I tried to put him back to bed, and then once again, I woke back up with him crawling across me again. So, yeah, we had a fun night. It was all knees and elbows in the back of the spine. You used to always tell me when I was a kid, we ever had to share a bed for something or traveling. You're like, you got to just don't elbow me and knee me all night. Kick me all. Oh, no, I won't do that. Invariably, all you do is a toddler is kick everybody in the bed all night long well you're

having all these vivid dreams you're flipping all night oh he's upside down his feet are hit me in the

face at four morning i'm like dude what are you doing i just been around awesome awesome's

looting what i went through oh my gosh but he won't be that age forever you know it's funny to me

until kids let me just pontificate for a second.

Oh, yeah, I'm still processing last night on about an hour and a half asleep.

Until kids have kids, until they realize what incredible wonderful things they were to raise,

until they deal with all of the things that the parent has dealt with,

they really can't understand what it is to be a parent.

You know, children are funny.

They want to criticize you and criticize you and criticize you and criticize you and criticize you on how they were raised until they have children.

And also they're like, well, you were right about this.

Are you right about that? I didn't really criticize much. Everybody's got thrown stuff to deal with you. I'm not talking about I got four kids. I didn't say this was you. You're pretty good about it. Well, the thing about it is, and that I've learned as a parent now with three kids, is having kids, it's not like, oh, it's experience. It's a project.

It's a full-time continual job all the time.

There's always something to do.

There's always something to fix.

There's always something to put out of a fire.

It's never ending.

And it's fun.

And the thing about it is, being a parent never changes.

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