The podcast of Holberg's morning sickness.

Tossing fraud grenades for more than 25 years.

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and Dale plays from those old people silver teas, the head of the ladies' teeth, and the trip goes,

why? Why? He said, because he's old. You said, I'm inside. I'm 103 years old. And he goes,

yeah, but you're a big man. That was him saying. And he caught himself going.

No. No, you followed up with, he thinks I'm good looking and tributt like, ugh. Yuck. Good looking. For a bonobo. The, uh, he was saying a man your size hits like a pussy. Yeah. No, he was saying. That's what he said. No, he's saying, you're a big man. Yeah, you should be better at stuff than play from the ladies' teas, which by the way, Dale does. I have no qualms. Play from T's appropriate for out for parking at the ball. All right. I'll beat your ass around the greens and I'll out put your ass. I'm seeing you employed. You can't climb stairs. I mean, you're damn waggled. You can't get out of a sand trap without like a crane. We have a rope ladder. It's like a Scooby-Doo episode of Bridges and ropes. I mean, those freaking sand traps out of that. That was deep. Yes. That's hilarious. We should go play there. You just stood there and looked at me. No help. You're an adult. No offer. You said, yes, I'll go. I am not your babysitter. No, I didn't need a babysitter. You got in there. Yeah. You hit it in there. Get out. And you got out. And you know what? You're welcome because I don't coddle to your needs. You prove to yourself you're still a man by climbing out of that in the gayest way. I felt so much better about myself when I started cramping. Had you fallen down or been injured? You'd call somebody. I would have kept golfing. Yeah, I would have played. It's a hot day. There's a fat guy that's laid by the bunker. There's a dead old lady by the bunker. She's gigantic. But yeah, I'll help you if you're hurt. But you weren't hurt. You were just being a baby. Please pick me up. Like, you can do it. It's amazing. There's like four or five coyotes just circling the trap. Buzzards. He's going down. The buzzards were amazing. Every swingdale had more buzzards. I did real quick. I don't know. But our conditioning test with the Cowboys was 18 110s.

We had to do them in 18 seconds as linemen, and you got a 30-second rest.

The whole 110 was 18 seconds?

18 seconds, which for us is going about 85%.

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