The podcast of Holberg's morning sickness. Tossing fraud grenades for more than 25 years.

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Yeah, yeah, feeling good. all the stuff you don't want to do. They'll make sure everything's dialed in before the real heat hits. Check them out online at divine design lawncare.com.

Yeah, yeah, feeling good on a Wednesday.

It's because she's fat and ugly, you guys.

Oh, sorry, who did it again.

Every time we come back, talking about something fat and ugly.

The Man Cave upgrade is an hour and nine minutes and 28 seconds from being revealed as the word for 8 o'clock this morning for your daily entry attempt for one of the greatest prizes that's ever been given away by us at least for sure.

This is great.

Prestige billiards, Hughes Plumbing Supply and Scottsdale, turf monsters, Vandel vodka, all hand in over, amazing amounts of stuff. I don't know the total prize amount on this. That's about 23. Ridiculous. Over a million dollars. I think it is pushing one million dollars. That's a couple grand. That's $7,800. That's about $1,000. That's $3,000. That's a couple grand. That's $700.

That's about $1,000.

That's $3.

Eight.

We're looking at like almost $20,000.

$15,000.

That ain't so bad.

I got the pool table,

the dome hockey,

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