And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, I'm not proud of the story, but when I was five or six years old,

I unintentionally locked myself in the bathroom at home.

Now, there was nothing wrong with the lock.

I was just incredibly stupid, and I could not figure out how to unlock it. In spite

of my parents, being on the other side of the door telling me to do one simple maneuver,

I was couldn't absorb it. And you know why? Because I was an idiot. Now for about an hour of panic,

my neighbor, he finally grabbed a ladder, climbed through the window, and let my dumb ass out.

Now, not to be outdone, a two-year-old kid

at the Newark Airport. He had to be rescued from the baggage conveyor belt. We're not talking

about baggage claim. We're talking about the conveyor belt behind where you check in. So,

even as an adult, I have to admit that I kind of wanted to hop on one of those.

But this kid did.

And it might seem fun until you consider that there's a shoot that leads to the luggage screening system about 15 feet below.

And the kid, believe it or not, he went down the shoot.

But thankfully, he was uninjured before being pulled to safety.

Once they realized where he was, man, there was nothing they could do.

He disappeared with the suitcases go.

They're like, there's a bit of a drop coming up.

And he did the drop.

Now, meanwhile, in Australia, a three-year-old boy, he got himself trapped in a claw machine.

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