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Hope you guys are having an absolutely fantastic day today. How are you doing, boy? Yeah, if it was any better, I have to charge admission. I went to church twice yesterday. Can I get a coupon code? I hang out with you enough. Good. I'm glad you went to church yesterday. But I just, I'll clean this up in my first bright. Of course, I just did this again. But what was interesting, I'm not used to have a microphone hanging in front of me.

Well, you know, bulte task. But what happened is I went to church yesterday, and Pastor Wright preached one of the all-time greatest sermons I've heard him ever preach. It was great. It's about God and about creation, about what we owe God. and then this yesterday afterdo, my workout partner, Van Green,

he has his own church, the AME church in Dade City, and I don't know if this is still available or not. And they had a mortgage burning ceremony at 3.30. We love that. Well, no, this is funny. So anyhow, there's a van invites me to go to this thing. So I said, okay, I'll be there for you. He's always there for me. And, of course, the place is packed out.

And everybody's, of course, dressed up like, you know, blacks like to get dressed up for church. I mean, they're all dressed up. I mean, I'm complimenting them. And, you ever go? They're like top tier, man. Well, no, I show up in a, I'm showing a black t-shirt.

You see it.

I'm like, I thought he was going to burn. Everybody's a three-piece suit.

No, I thought we were burning some papers.

Oh, no. showing a black t-shirt you see it i'm like i thought he's a little bright i was a three-piece suits no i thought we were burning some papers oh no it was full-blown three-hour service and i'm like oh great you should open a v-neck i show up in veneck and so they introduced me as one of vans friends they were like four white people in the church it was great and uh one of them was a transgender cop That was nice. And I can't tell. I had to ask one of the people there was just a man or female. I don't know what this is. What side was he or she leaning towards? I don't know. It's frightening. No, it's frightening. Frightening. And they had her speak. It speak. And so I asked the lady beside us said, was that a man or a woman? He said, I think it's a woman. I'm not sure.

But yeah. And they had her speaker, it's speak. And so I asked the lady beside him, I said, well, is that a man or a woman?

He said, I think it's a woman.

I'm not sure.

But she actually spoke pretty well. I'll give her that. And then there was another guy there. There's another guy there wearing a little straw hat. He was a politician. He got head. He got to go over there and basically promote himself. That was great.

Anybody talk about van in the church?

No, no, this is I see.

We haven't discussed this.

So finally they said, no. Listen, this is I see.

Oh, gosh. We haven't discussed this.

So finally, they said, Dr. Brewer. I'm in the back one, you know, trying to get over my shock from the tranny out front. I was, yes. He goes, would you like to say something? I said, absolutely yes. There you go. and they said...

Talk about your boy.

Well, yeah.

I mean, nobody's even talking about van.

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