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Misery Loves Company

059 - Tired Tw*ts with Matt Burke, Carie & Patty

Misery Loves Company

Kevin Brennan

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.2609 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2017

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Matt Burke and Patty Rosborough and Carie Karavas sit in this week. We talk gender roles, reasons not to marry comedians and why an Irish 10 is Puerto Rican 3 on the scale of hotness. Follow us on Twitter! @kevinbrennan666 @heymattburke @cariekaravas1 @pattyrosborough @recroomaudio

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to Misery Love's Company with Kevin Brennan and Lenny Marcus on the Riotcast network, riotcast.com.

0:17.8

What the fuck is that? Company alive from right from Riotcast Studios.

0:55.2

It's Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan.

0:57.6

I'm Adam Hiddaker on the On Ons and Twos with us today.

1:00.6

The lovely Carrie Caravis.

1:02.3

Hello.

1:02.6

Not so lovely today.

1:04.1

Fuck off, Kevin.

1:04.9

The vivacious Patty Rossboro.

1:07.7

You guys are looking on YouTube.

1:09.5

It's a bit of a rough day for Patty. I mean, not Patty, for Terry. Patty looks great. My hair went a little crazy. That's all. What is a Puerto Rican? I am. I wonder your husband doesn't fuck you as much as he used to. Also, Matt Burke is here. Hello, Matt. Pat Burke is here,. I get the paroxide memo. Matt's hair looks very good today. He's a new guest. Matt's getting better looking as he's getting older. He's getting better looking as he's getting. Like, I wouldn't have fucked you back in the day, but now. Really? Even in menopause. Well, that's true. Especially in. you right? Menopause does kill that boss. Does your wife watch you, does you watch your stand-up? No, not for years. How long have you been married? 13 years. How long have you been together? 37 years? Oh, my God. So she's like you're... So I'm ready to fuck Carrie. Is what I'm saying. She's your high school sweetheart? 19 years? Yeah, I'm 48, so... You are? Where did you meet her? Jimmy's Comedy Allie? I did. For real? She was a food runner. No way. How do you know that? you know said just a hunt. That was like the home base for the Long Island comic, especially like the That's where I grew up like a mile away from there. Yeah, everybody started there. It was a bowling alley that did comedy. But it was a hangout too. Wasn't it like a hangout place? Yeah. No, it used to be a bowling alley. then they turned it into a comedy club. That's why I called Jimmy's Comedy Alley. That's where they got the name. Yeah, but it wasn't it like a hangout where you would like hang out? You would do a show and you were hang out. So we just, we drank them dry. Yeah, and you would hang out and you would fuck the waitresses and then before you know you're married it was never a bowling alley

2:51.7

it was it was seriously man i hung out there it was a bowling why do you think they call it jimmie's

2:59.3

comedy alley the comedy seller is actually a seller that's why they got that name yeah we're above the comedy

3:06.7

seller uh let me just say,

3:09.3

let me just say a couple of things regarding that. You know, the last two weeks, we haven't

3:14.5

been in studio for one reason or another and two of our biggest shows ever. So I'm just saying,

3:22.2

I'm saying, maybe they want me to be, maybe the fans want me to be on the road But you know as far as like being in the studio And the fans love it in the studio And also Like we weren't on YouTube either When we were on the road So Maybe they don't want to see us They don't want to look at them. Maybe that's a selling point. They just want to hear you.

3:41.2

Yeah, they just want to hear us.

3:43.2

So it's all, I got a lot of shit in my head because I had to take NyQuil this morning because

3:48.0

this morning.

3:49.4

Yeah, they take my kids to school.

3:51.1

NyQuil or DayQuil?

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