Greetings from podcastville. It's Wednesday the 21st of April. I hope you had a nice 420

I hope everybody's alright nobody fucking you know

Those you would not them but anyway the join is brought to you by manscape. Let me ask you something fucko

You yeah you you got a bush down there if your ass is so hairy it looks like Bob Ross

You're living in your fucking pants making paintings down there fuck those little fucking clouds

Be like your uncle Joey my balls are clean and fucking beautiful

No hippie shit here. No patchouli juice and I blame it on one person thanks to manscape even at 58

They make my nuts act look fucking tremendous, okay?

With the fucking lawnmower 3.0 the best Trimmonone the fucking man

I just hold on to my fucking dick and even in the dark I could do it and feel confident and feel like I'm not gonna

Chop my fucking dick off because that's a man's biggest fucking fear. That's why we didn't shrink before because everybody's scared

That you might nip your fucking dick and you got to walk around with a fucked up looking dick

But not with lawnmower not with manscape. This is three fucking generations. They got science

Working on your motherfucking nuts. This is the only ball Trimmer with advanced skin safe technology

That won't nick or snag your nuts sack or the skin around your fucking helmet

You mumbles you can't cut your dick off with this thing even if you fucking tried you could fucking put it on your dick

And not know happened, but wait there's more they caught the crap preserve her

They caught the crap revival. They got the ball mop fucking wipes right in front of you there listen

I got the preserver, but I'm fine. I got the ball wipes

But I'm all out of fucking revival because I'm 58 my balls look fucked up

So I got to revive him from time to time and you're gonna clean out your stinky little fucking COVID nose hairs

With the weed worker you saw what happened when you don't clean your nose a fucking snuck comes out

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