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Tea With Me

058. Pre-Show Chat

Tea With Me

Shane Todd

Comedy

4.8614 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Sippers! Today's solo mini-ep was recorded at The Limelight before the first of my shows, full length episodes will be back next week, if you can't wait you can check out the patreon episodes. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/ when you use the code TEAWITHME Podcast Merch available now - https://shane-todd-comedy.myshopify.com Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/teawithmepodcast YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/user/HarlemGunClub Get in touch with the show - [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Prime big deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can lead to involuntary deal squeals, like the infamous deal on a new massager squeal.

0:11.5

Save big on Prime Big Deal Days, October 8th and 9th.

0:31.8

Sippers, welcome to this episode of the Tea With Me podcast being recorded backstage at my shows at the LimeLight in Belfast.

0:34.9

Although apparently the kids are supposed to call it limelight.

0:38.4

I didn't realize there was no the in the limelight anymore until Tim McGarry, who's getting with me tonight, told me that. So if anyone was going to online

0:43.0

bully me because I called it the limelight, please don't. Please don't. Hair check. So I shooting

0:50.2

sketch this morning at a car place up in Bush Mills and my hair had to be like all quiffed up

0:57.4

for it and i haven't washed it since him but the quiff has like naturally sort of you know like it's like

1:03.0

the day after a house party the quiff's on a come down but i'm not a hundred percent behind it

1:09.0

just the way it's sitting at the minute so so I may wash it before the show. Also, a lot of people ask me, like, Shane, you're a rock and roll guy, in between the two shows now, so we're doing an early show at half seven, and a late show at half ten, in between the two shows, what are you doing, man, you're doing gear? You're doing MDMA or Ket? Or you're just getting a load of beers in? No, me and my manager, Joe, are just going for a run. I brought my running gear. The only gear I brought is my running gear, is a vest, a luminous top and my running shoes and a towel and shower gel. And that's just the way it is. And then me, Tim McGarry, Dave, my manager Joe, everyone's just jumping in a shower. And it's going to be a nice time before the last show. It was weird. We're sort of waiting to see with the crack with the new lockdown regulations was going to be there at half five. Bear mind this show starting at half seven. There was the genuine option that the show just wasn't going to happen. So it's pretty class that it is because, you know, I would have had to walk out of here past the people that are already queuing up and just, sorry, me, I'm really sorry about that, no. And then it would have, in fact, them all back to my house and it would have just been awkward because, you know, my baby's there and stuff and everything. Most people would have been fine, but there would be someone who would just, you know, be too loud and I'd have to kick them out of my house and people would be waiting to get taxis. And obviously, it just wouldn't be an ideal situation is what I'm trying to say. So what I'm going to do in this episode, it's going to be a half-hour episode. I'm going to say that right up front. Hopefully you understand. Still doing the video version, but it's going to be a half-hour version of the podcast. Anything could happen. Anybody could walk in as we do this. It could be the ghost of people that have played here before. I don't know if Amy Winehouse has ever played the limelight.

2:52.1

Chance ours probably has, but we could be visited by legendary spirits.

2:56.9

I'm not too sure.

2:58.2

Before I move on, let me just plug Patreon, which is patreon.com says, T with me podcast.

3:03.9

We get a bonus episode on a Monday with me and producer Dan

3:07.8

and my stand-up show from the waterfront from last year's there too.

3:12.7

So, Sippers, let's just get into it.

3:14.4

By the way, I don't have a tea because I forgot to specify that I want that I'm not brought.

3:18.4

So someone has been dispatched to get that.

3:20.5

I just want you to know that I hopefully will have a tea by the end of this

3:24.7

podcast. And if I don't, I just won't be doing the shows. Simple as that. I just won't be doing the shows. And everyone will understand. People will be like, oh, do he cancel because of COVID? Like, no, the we man just didn't get his almond milk. And he's had some people sacked and some people sent to prison.

3:22.6

LMJ says,

3:23.6

weirdest interaction with a fan ever.

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