056- Serial Cat Shavers

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Furry felines keep mysteriously disappearing then reappearing... with shitty haircuts. Support the Show! Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Paypal- paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal Podcast Magazine Voting- https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Sources: Cat mystery in Virginia as cats are being shaved | Daily Mail Online A Serial Shaver Is Terrorizing Cats in Virginia Police hunt weirdo serial cat shaver who's targeted as many as TEN Ginger moggies around Tonbridge Serial cat clipper feared to be on the loose with pets returning home SHAVED - Mirror Online Jack The Clipper: Serial cat-shaver strikes again in Minchinhampton | Stroud News and Journal Cotswolds cat shaver who's been shaving cats in a string of random attacks | Daily Mail Online Fear 'mystery cat shaver' strikes again after more hairless pets found - Gloucestershire Live Fur thief stealing and SHAVING cats hunted by police - Mirror Online Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,
0:05.0	uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.
0:10.0	listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 56 of.
0:31.0	Excuse me, that's illegal.
0:33.4	The podcast that takes a hardcore look,
0:35.2	get some soft core crimes.
0:37.8	I'm your feline friendly host, Leroy Luna,
0:40.8	coming at you. Straight out of the closet with a few furry cases about amateur cat groomers.
0:47.0	It's going to get weird over here.
0:49.0	But hey, that's what you come to expect when you tune into this show.
0:52.0	People are fairly normal for the most part, but if you go
0:55.8	searching for the weirdos, you'll have no problem finding them. Because trust me, they are out
1:00.7	there. And that's what I do.
1:03.0	Search for them in the darkest, dankest of places.
1:06.0	I don't have much attachment to cats.
1:08.0	I don't hate them.
1:09.0	I respect them, actually.
1:11.0	I've always been more of a dog guy though. Dogs are always happy, very loyal. Cats are
1:16.4	more independent, loners, like myself, so I can appreciate that. I just feel like you got to watch
1:21.7	your back with cats a little more.
1:23.4	They're wild predators. Of course it depends on the cat some are very domesticated
1:28.2	don't leave the house just chill at home. I'm a bit of a home body too so I can also appreciate that. You know what I think I'd be a cat guy if I wasn't
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