#055: F.U. Andrea Canning!

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Walt fears Rebecca Black is a pawn of the Illuminati. Bry demands the FBI focus less on terrorism, more on Dunkin’ Donuts.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, that's some good stuff.
0:15.0	No problem, Brian.
0:17.0	Hey, it's me, your pal Bri.
0:20.0	And I just climbed off my own personal hoe.
0:24.8	I call it Suzanne.
0:28.2	I'm here to talk to you about Adam and Eve because, you know, your hoe isn't always available 24-7.
0:34.3	Sometimes they have to do other things like eat and do your laundry and shower and scrub
0:40.3	your cum off their face and hair.
0:42.1	But in those times your hoe isn't available, you've got Adam and Eve.
0:46.1	They've got a wide assortment of jellies and masturbation type stuff.
0:50.9	And I don't know, maybe they sell posters that you can look at while you're jerking off.
0:56.0	Should your ho be out, you know, making you a sandwich or something.
0:58.1	Right, Suzanne?
0:58.9	Yeah.
1:01.1	So anyway,
1:02.9	Adam and Eve.com
1:03.9	can fill in those holes
1:06.1	that your hoe leaves.
1:08.0	And if you order from Adam and Eve.com,
1:10.6	what are you going to get suzanne all right you're
1:15.5	going to get three free DVDs remember oh yeah the three sexy DVDs you're going to get free shipping
1:21.7	oh yeah yeah that's hot free shipping whatever and uh you are going to get a uh a sensual gift it's so
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