Hey, it's Brian. I'm here for Adam and Eve.com as their official spokesman and spokeswoman here by my side is...

Suzanne.

Hello, Suzanne.

How are you?

You're feeling sexy?

I am.

You're ready to fucking rock the internet with some information about Adam and Eve that is going to likely knock their socks off?

Yeah, let's blow their mind. We'll start with their socks. We'll knock their socks off. Yeah, let's blow their mind.

Well, no, we'll start with their socks. We'll knock their socks off. And then pants, under panties, bras, all that kind of shit. If you order from Adam and Eve.com, you are going to get 50% off nearly everything. You are going to get three free DVDs. You are going to get free shipping. and you are going to get a gift that is so sensual

that it is inappropriate to even mention it on the internet. I'm not sure where you're

allowed to talk about it. Yeah, he won't even talk about it with Mick. No, not even in the privacy

of her own home. And as a little bonus, if you haven't done it already, if you're a new listener,

if you order from Adam and Eve.com and send your receipt to tell them, Steve, Dave 37 at gmail.com.

I will send you an exclusive Adam and Eve.com podcast that we did some months ago,

a very sexy one, true three involving me and Suzanne. That's it, right?

Yep. That's it. All right. I'm going to go and use my fucking giant Adam and Eve strap-on

to pork Suzanne in the butt that your intimate partner has a fatal disease. Jeffrey?

You ever had Asian?

Female?

Yeah? Uh, female? Yeah?

Uh, no.

Tell him, Steve Dave.

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