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Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

#053 - Avoiding Confrontation in Florida

Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

Lee Syatt

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9937 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2021

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

This week I talk about surprising my 98 year old Aunt on her birthday, what staying with my dad has been like, and why I avoid confrontation at all costs.

Enjoy!

Lee

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to what was I thinking and if you're watching this you might be thinking

0:04.0

where in the world is Lee did he lose his office what happened to the green screen is

0:08.4

Lee short why does he have no hair well there's a good answer to all those questions. Yes, I'm short. I have no hair because God has a six sense of humor and I did not lose the office. I am currently visiting my dad in Sunny South Florida, which by the way if you live in

0:25.4

Florida I have a few bones to pick with you. One why is it so humid? It feels like

0:31.2

I'm walking through a steam room, but not in a good way, and there's still old naked men all around.

0:38.0

They're not naked, but they are old.

0:40.0

Two, why, where, like where, why and where when it comes to your animals? I don't know what it is about

0:49.7

South Florida, but there are sounds and noises and shapes of animals that do not

0:57.4

belong in this century. I don't know what is happening. I don't know my least favorite animal that I've noticed in South Florida

1:06.1

You might be thinking alligator or crocodile. I'm honestly not sure of the difference

1:11.3

I'm 33 and I should know but am I 30 well I'm you

1:16.7

ever just say something and then you realize it's true I am 33 yeah I I don't

1:22.0

know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.

1:25.0

I haven't seen one, thank God.

1:26.8

If I did, I would be gone.

1:29.1

But I don't like the little mini bug sized lizards.

1:36.1

The bigger ones also freak me out, but at least you can see them from a distance.

1:41.2

Those little terrible devil little mini ones that just scary around like little bugs, but they're

1:47.3

lizards, you can't step on a lizard. I've stepped on millions of bugs and I'm okay with that.

1:53.9

If I stepped on a lizard I would need

1:57.6

so much therapy. I don't like it. And B, not B, but I guess you know what B stands for birds.

2:06.0

They make so many, they never stop making noises.

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