052 - Birthday Bonus Show (Alan Jouban)

Believe You Me with Michael Bisping

Michael Bisping

Sports

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Former UFC middleweight champion Michael Bisping and stand-up comedian Luis J. Gomez discuss avoiding looking at naked men in the locker room, Bisping's trouble at the airport (again), Jon Jones' hearing, Alan Jouban calls in and talks about his model good looks, getting inspiration from his family, fighting his friends Ben Saunders, training with Eddie Bravo and his conspiracy theories, and plenty more! Support our sponsors: BetDsi (BetDsi.com) Use promo code: ME25 For a Free Bracket entry and a $25 NCAA Tournament bet just for registering + you will get 200% member Bonus and more bracket contest entries on your first deposit! Follow the whole show: @AlanJouban, @Bisping, @LuisJGomez, @BYMPod, @GaSDigital, @TheChin_, @IMShannonLee See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Conceive Believe, believe, achieve.
0:02.0	Shut the fuck up.
0:04.0	A new Undisputed U.S.C.
0:10.0	Middleweight champion of the world.
0:15.0	Michael, the Count Piz-Piz-Piz.
0:20.0	This is Believe You Me on the Gas Digital Network.
0:26.0	Believe You Me, Bonus episode, episode 52, Michael Bisisping, I gotta say this right now, happy, mother-fucking birthday.
0:38.0	Well, thank you very much, Lewis. I appreciate that I am officially 39 years old today.
0:43.4	You know, as we were saying the other day,
0:46.1	birthday is just another day for me,
0:48.8	you know, but I did think I went to the gym this morning.
0:52.4	I had a workout and obviously I'm getting a little older a little more mature but then I walk into the gym to use the bathroom and it's just full of fucking old dudes with the balls hanging out now we all know about the dude's standing there having a big deep conversation one of them had to tell the
1:14.6	fucking cock and balls just hanging out and I was like wow today's my birthday I'm
1:18.5	one year older I will never be that guy I will never be that guy. Yeah, no, I mean look, dude, it's a weird thing and I look. I don't have...
1:28.0	Why do they do it? Look, if I had a really big dick, how do you know shame?
1:33.0	They don't have big dicks.
1:34.6	My wife said this morning because I came in disgusting,
1:36.6	sorry for cutting you off.
1:38.0	We just don't look.
1:39.2	I'm like, it's not that easy.
1:41.2	It's like saying, don't look at the sun when there's a solar eclipse. You have to do it
1:45.1	You know what they should do they should make like a special pair of glasses where you can look at dudes
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