I'm late I'm late for a very important date I am and what is that date what was I thinking

I'm so so sorry for being late it's been almost a full year of this podcast and I have not been late

yet and I don't plan on doing it again unless I get sick.

Which, spoiler, that's why I'm a couple days late or not even probably about 36 hours late when this comes out, I would imagine imagine but I have a good excuse I was

sick and luckily knock on wood it was not COVID that's a good feeling to get

back I could imagine the only thing better than getting a negative COVA test

would be getting a negative STD test and to be honest it might depend on what ST STD it is because I found out from my friends who are have much more exciting lives than I do that apparently some

STDs are just a quick You you know, what am I on?

Antibiotic and then it's gone.

I don't want to get any of them and I'm

in a relationship so if I get any, you're in trouble.

But no, I, yeah, it's a long few days waiting for that COVID test result. It's

nerve-wracking and you can't call anybody, but I found something new out about myself that I like to stress about things and will call places that have no one to pick up because maybe they just hired someone you

know that old Verizon commercial where someone was just sitting in a room

answering the phone going yes yes yes to the guy who saying can you hear me now that's what I

imagined is that the COVID test place would answer the phone but they didn't

but yeah that is other than STD tests which are terrible

COVID tests are just as unfun but I am on the mend almost completely better not quite I still I sound like I actually kind of like this voice I feel like I'm very deep manly and masculine now

Otherwise I sound sort of like the Pillsbury-Dowboy and I guess the Pillsbury

Doe Boy converted to Judaism. That's how I would describe my overall aesthetic normally. But now I sound like James Earl Jones converted to Judaism. No, but I had a decent week. I again it was a little bit stressful

but it was nice to get to relax a little bit. I didn't do much. I I although I did kind of mess up a little bit. I went out the morning before I got my test results and I went and I ran an errand.

I couldn't help.

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