050: The Diaper Let Me Down

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	Now, Chil Chik.
0:13.0	One, Chikha Chikha.
0:14.0	Chikha.
0:15.0	Yeah, you like my outfit, don't even make the deal.
0:18.0	I thought you said you had a girl on the light meal.
0:21.0	Always in my face, talking, S and that. I got one I got something to start on big.
0:25.0	On the way up here on the road there's a way up here on the road
0:32.0	there's a Mercedes crashed into a BMW.
0:36.0	And you know what they call that?
0:38.0	A Jew-car pilot.
0:39.0	Isn't it crazy juice? Like, like, own Mercedes, like they drive Mercedes after everything?
0:47.0	It's kind of like sleeping in your oven.
0:49.0	Just powered by Hookah. Yeah, and just gets them around. They were old Jews. Oh really? So they should like feel.
0:59.0	Maybe that's why they drove them because they were like, this reminds me of being in the Holocaust so my therapist
1:04.9	told me I'm taking the power back.
1:06.9	One time I got a ride from Hitler himself.
1:09.2	Yeah, I'm managing a Jewish woman baking and she has like a PTSD flashback.
1:16.0	She looks at the muffins through the oven window and reminds her of her like grandpa.
1:20.0	Yeah, she's making...
1:22.0	Imagine her making gingerbread cookies.
1:24.0	Yeah.
1:25.0	Just putting the little people in the oven.
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