05 - Our Patreon, Traumatic Recess Memories, & Frustrated Aliens

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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The gang discusses their horribly painful childhood memories, Ben Scolds, and how exactly they'd react if they saw some goofball alien sputtering through our atmosphere, hurling curse words and just generally causing mayhem. To support the Valleyfolk, visit http://thevalleyfolk.com! Thanks for listening, everyone!

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0:00.0	The Oh, Valley cast.
0:29.0	Oh my, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
0:32.0	wait, wait, wait, what happened at the end? Hold on I think that was a diarrhea
0:36.5	Oh Okay, we've got another one. Oh no this is the same person. Oh no, there's someone else.
0:42.4	Sorry about that.
0:43.9	Wait a minute. What a roller coaster the end of that song is. Yeah I mean hold on.
0:49.4	Do it again. Let's try to... I don't think that was on purpose.
0:53.4	Can we hear it again? I think that was an accident. Yeah, here.
0:57.0	Cast.
0:59.0	No, that's on purpose. It's so not on purpose. That has to be on purpose. Okay, wait,
1:03.2	wait. You know what it is? It's like someone leaning back from the mic, they've got like a
1:06.6	leather collar on or something. Do it again. Listen. Valley Cast
1:15.0	It's the that's a that's a diarrhea set no way
1:20.0	That's a wet fart.
1:21.0	It's a it's a trio of, but they all have tracheotomy's and they're singing out of the hole and then the holes are just closing out. Yeah, I mean that creature from what's that movie with Kevin Bacon tremors
1:35.0	That's what that is that's a tremor I'm going to contend it's more of an alien egg opening
1:39.0	Okay, right before the face hugger gets them or better than all those things honestly did
1:43.0	Clueerfield Paradox. Oh my God did you do that? Oh my guy really experiment.
1:47.3	It was like full circle on a different podcast. Hi everybody welcome to the Valley
1:51.2	cast so those of you who are watching Everybody welcome to the Valley cast.
1:53.0	So those of you who are watching us via video
1:56.2	already know something's up.
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