You're locked into the podcast of Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

Uploaded daily and available online at 98KUPD.com.

And wherever you get your podcast.

Phoenix, get ready for a new kind of football.

The all-new international arena football league has arrived. And the East Valley finally has its team. Your Arizona Juggernauts. This is fast, hard-hitting, high-scoring action. Football turned all the way up, starting in May, six home games at Mullet Arena. Come see the Juggernauts take the field for their very first season. Be there for history in the making and feel the energy live. Tickets starting to just

1996.

Get yours now a ticketmaster or visit IALArizona.com.

The Arizona Juggernaut, defending the desert starts now.

You know, when you're looking for your fix of comedy here in the Valley, we have three

amazing clubs that feature some of the best comedians in the world.

Up on the north of town, you can visit the beautiful Desert Ridge Improv. Downtown and CityScape, you've got Stand Up Live and Eastside right there in the heart of ASU. It's the legendary Tempe Improv. Plenty of entertainment for you and your guest, and you can even grab some food and drink. So see why the Valley is a comedy destination and get your tickets by going to Desert Ridge Improv.com, standup, live.com and TempeAimprov. Oh, there we go. Oh, my God. This thing's broken. More crap is broken. Brett's awake. I don't know what happened. I got to go home, change my pants.

Holy.

This studio just, like, sparked, like made a flame. This place sucks. Yeah, does. What the hell is that? I don't want to touch anything. This whole, I just barely tapped that, and the whole thing just went, poof. All right. Good morning, everybody. Fonzie it again. Brett's on fire. literally we could use a fire department to come down here and help i think

check your fingertips and your toes because i think we just got to it again. Brett's on fire. Literally, we could use a fire department to come down here and help.

I think, check your fingertips and your toes because I think we just got hit by lightning.

The hell just happened. Well, I don't like it in here right now. I think I'm going to go home. This is a toxic work environment. It's haunted. This is an unsafe work environment, and I won't tolerate it until do I have to punch stuff again and go on that lie festival that I went on last time I punched the board? All right. Anyway, good morning, everybody. Sorry about that. That was weird. My hand took a hit there. Are you okay? That went through your side. Oh, my God. There's Brady. There's what's left of Brett. There's Toledo. tlito this the morning sickness hi good morning i'm gonna go collect water again i'll see you guys

later yeah i don't touch don't get anywhere near water you're electrically charged my goodness

all right i don't know what happened sorry about that did that go out on the air too or is that

i don't know what happened anyway i have to punch the board again and then lie about it for another year. Not like they're going to fix it. They still haven't fixed the last time I punched it. I wonder if that will get podcasting. What the... Yeah, they'll start yelling. Oh, where to go, Toledo, dickhead.

Meanwhile, the bulbs will be like,

that first segment has to be,

we have a deal with an electric company.

...