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It's a big day. Brett's going out. We're kicking her off. The summer water thing, the code red, they call it over there.

We call it Operation Hydration. We've combined forces. I'm doing commercials for Channel 12 on this. They're involved in this deal. This little accident we started to do 22 years ago has glopped us into a bigger and bigger thing, which means somebody's going to mess it up. There's too many cooks in the kitchen, and it's already started. Remember when we used to do this little grassroots deal? It was fun and it was awesome. And now at nine o'clock at night, salespeople are texting us about how to be and where we're going to. We've done this a couple. This ain't our first rodeo. We've done it for 22 years. It's their first time in. I was just kind of, blah, blah. And I'm all like, oh, is that tomorrow?

Yeah, that was the best response to the whole thing.

Are we doing that tomorrow?

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