And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, who doesn't like getting some sound sleep?

You know, catching a fusees, enjoying a nap, all that kind of good stuff, get some shut-eye.

Well, that being said, never a great idea to catch a quick nap, say, behind the wheel.

A guy in Texas, he crashed his truck into a church after falling asleep behind the wheel.

Luckily, no more was in the church.

He was the only guy that was injured, and even then, not that bad.

Guy in Pennsylvania, he crashed his car into a traffic pole when he fell asleep behind driving.

And look, you can repeat that story a million

times because it happens every day and it never ends well now on the other hand sometimes falling

asleep or passing out has an unexpectedly good outcome a woman visiting rome fell asleep on a stranger's lap

now they are dating not to be out done a stranger stumbled into a woman's lap. Now they are dating. Not to be out done, a stranger. Stumbled into a woman's apartment, 2 o'clock in the morning, passed out on her couch. That was a couple of years ago. Now they're engaged to be married. And that is a very odd way to meet someone. But look, it worked. But look, sometimes you fall asleep and you find yourself abandoned. A guy in Oregon, he fell asleep in a movie theater, only to wake up and find out that he was locked inside.

He couldn't even set off the emergency alarm.

He ended up having to call the police to let his ass out.

And in Connecticut, a kid was left on an empty school bus when he fell asleep under a seat.

So the driver didn't see him, pulled into the parking lot, and, well, that's where he found the kid hours later.

But look, in a perfect world, we'd all just fall to sleep in our own bed, but the world ain't perfect.

And sometimes, whether you want to or not, you fall to sleep in the wrong place or at the wrong time.

Or sometimes you do fall asleep in your bed and you wake up to, I don't know, a bear that broke into your house.

Or as one woman had in California, you wake up to a stranger, sucking on your toes.

But today, we're talking about sleep.

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