05-20-21 - Emailer Loves Honesty In Our Chat w/Aries Spears - Bret's Hosting Bikini Contest Tonight
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
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🗓️ 20 May 2021
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not evil. He's just a bit rude. |
| 0:13.0 | As Thursday blazes forward, thanks a lot, Mark. I had this open to a thing I wanted to read. Now I've got a redo that got all around, shuffling my book around. |
| 0:24.0 | Unbelievable. You can go sit in your corner until you figure out what you've done wrong. Listen to this. Subject is Aries for not you. You're fine. You can go. This is Aries Spears. This today was exactly what makes this show the best show ever. |
| 0:39.0 | That was the most comfortable conversation about wildly uncomfortable stuff I've heard in a long time and the two of you guys sounded like you were both enjoying it. |
| 0:47.0 | It's what we need in this world. Open dialogue. They'll dialogue wrong. Can't teach everybody all the words. We're so busy shutting down words and speech that true communication is dying and I just listen to it true communication right there free of charge on a terrestrial radio station. That's amazing. |
| 1:06.0 | One thing I wanted you to do for him when he asked about impressions was your OJ impression. That would have been awesome to hear the two you do that together. Thanks for the show. Seriously, you guys are more than Farts. |
| 1:16.0 | Tons more. |
| 1:18.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:20.0 | You guys are seriously so much more than Farts. I want you to know that. |
| 1:24.0 | Don't get me long. I like them. |
| 1:27.0 | Thank you, Keats. What a wonderful poem. You are so much more than Farts, my dear. |
| 1:32.0 | We need you more today than ever in our lives. Keep up the good work. Michael. |
| 1:39.0 | Thanks, Michael. Screet talk, man. |
| 1:41.0 | It's good. Screet talk. Talking on the streets. |
| 1:43.0 | I should have done the OJ for him. I don't know why I didn't. I thought of Tommy Lee Jones first when he asked me about impressions. I know. |
| 1:49.0 | You don't want to do a black impersonation? No, I don't bother me at all. |
| 1:52.0 | I don't know if he does OJ. So I don't want to like if he doesn't know. I know he's not going to do Tommy Lee Jones. I'm thinking like what's one that I do that he wouldn't do. |
| 2:01.0 | But I mean, OJ and Paul Mooney are kind of the same almost. Oh, Twitter world. If you just bring it out a little bit, it's pretty much the same exact voice. |
| 2:08.0 | By the way, all impressions are threes. You got one. You got three voices. That's how that is. |
| 2:13.0 | But I never wanted to do Paul Mooney because a white guy doing Paul white people. You are crazy. All of you. |
| 2:19.0 | Everyone if you was a devil. Like, wow, he does Paul Mooney. Yeah, I do Brian Gumbel. |
| 2:24.0 | You know what? Put you in the closet about well. |
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