05-19 Full Show

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2026

⏱️ 172 minutes

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Hour 1: Sarah is bringing back a long lost bit to annoy Vinnie. Detective Mark Fuhrman, infamous from the OJ Simpson trial, has passed away. America’s 250th birthday is coming up, and Wheel of Fortune is celebrating! Let’s eat some headlines: Amy Schumer’s botched colonoscopy, Pete Davidson might be a deadbeat, Anderson Cooper is saying good-bye to 60 Minutes. Vinnie opens up about suffering from girl-orrhea. Imagine you had a magic watch that could stop time, what would you do? TSA says you can’t bring liquids, but you can bring as many rotisserie chickens as you want! Where are we getting our pizza in bulk these days? Hour 2: What’s the perfect amount of fame? Kylie Jenner arranged the double date of pop culture dreams. HBO already has to recast one of the Harry Potter kids. Sarah finds an excuse to say Milly Bobby Brown Jovi. Ebola, you don’t want it. Scott Budman is on the show! Whether he knows it or not. Don’t meet your heroes, unless it’s Scott Budman. The verdict is in over Elon Musk V.s OpenAI, and it’s really just about missing a deadline. Microsoft AI chief says in 18 months all white-collar work will be automated by AI. No wonder all the college graduates continue to boo. Hour 3: Eddie Murphy won’t let his kids work in showbiz until age 18. Cannes Film Festival is going on, and Sarah thinks Vinnie will love the animated surf movie that Netflix just bought. It's the famous kids graduation season! Angelina Jolie’s daughter, Zahara Marley Jolie, graduated from college. Brad Pitt was nowhere to be found. Nick Cannon has double standards for his children. The 37% rule says this is how you should pick your partner. Bottom line, we should look up Vinnie’s high school girlfriend. Hour 4: BTS is playing in SF tonight - have fun! Spain said Shakira owes them $70 Million. Now they owe her. Ella Langley continues to make history on the Billboard charts. Tyler White from ‘Love on the Spectrum’ released his first country music single. There’s a new way to watch some of this year’s biggest festivals from your couch. Bob won’t give up on finding Vinnie’s favorite ex-girlfriend. Matty has never been to Disney World! No wife, no problem. Plus, a story about a naked man and How Old Is That Guy?

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0:00.0	Wake up with good vibes and variety.
0:02.6	Oh my God, that's brilliant. We got to do that. Sarah and Vinny. Alice 973. Alice 973, Sarah and Vinny. Alice's morning show. What is happening? Headphones are all, like, messed up in my head. I'm fine. I'm so good. Are you sure? Yeah. All right. Are you okay? Singing at the top of your arms. I am doing great.
0:22.4	Yes.
0:22.7	Oh, good.
0:24.4	Look. Yeah. All right. Are you okay? Singing at the top of your lungs?
0:20.8	I am doing great.
0:22.4	Yes.
0:22.7	Oh, good.
0:24.5	Look to the east, everyone.
0:29.2	Beautiful sunrise.
0:30.5	That shadowy, bright glow right over the hillside.
0:35.9	Amazing.
0:37.3	Such a nice morning. And I had a great day. Did you have a good day yesterday? I had a lovely day. Tell me everything. It stopped being quite so windy. Uh-huh. Later in the day, it was hot. Hot. It was hot. Uh-huh. Got some work done. It was great. What kind of work? Like gardening. And we're working on, we have these teak chair set thing that John, I don't know.
1:00.5	Teak is a type of wood.
1:02.4	It is.
1:03.1	Chair you sit on.
1:04.6	Outdoor stuff.
1:05.7	And so he was shoving one of them across the porch the other day.
1:10.0	And he's like, this feels pretty loose. And it went from, I'm going to tighten this one up to now we're repainting all of them, so we're sanding and cocking. That teak, you have to. You have to refinish it all the time. You can let it gray out and always has grayed out, but it's got some, it doesn't matter. It's honestly, though, I was just like, oh, I thought we were just going to put one screw in the chair. No, no. We're basically rebuilding the chairs. He's like, like, finds this little bit of rot, pulls a whole thing out. Was he always like that, or was that something that you've sort of, you know, poured water on? Oh, yeah, no, I'm very happy. But there's certain things that I can't, I don't get sucked into and certain things that I do get sucked into. And so, you know, there I am picking out a color for the things. And he wants to paint. They were, they had a finish on them. They're not like a, I don't know if they're
2:01.2	teak or not. They've lasted a long time. Now the teak wood is in question. I don't know. What just happened? Usually you get a teak thing and it's sort of like a raw wood and it just grays out. It gets like this silvery gray. We have some of those at our apartment. Yeah. So it's not outside that like it they're outside they're totally outside they're there they're there i mean teak
2:19.5	glass i think it's not. Outside that. Like, they're totally outside. Right. They're, I mean, teak lasts. I think it's something else. It is a very hard wood. They've lasted a really long time, but they had like a black finish on them. And that's mostly gone. And so he wants to paint them now, especially now that he's done all this work on them them and, you know, we've sanded and he's
2:35.2	like, oh, we're going to get. So I'm like, okay. So now we're doing that. But he's golfing today. So I basically have the day off. It's great. Yeah. You could always disappear them. The chairs. Yeah. Put them out front, sign free. No, they're great. move on with your life.
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