And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, Walgreens in 7-Eleven were two of the first.

And now many businesses have followed suit.

I'm talking, of course, about places that blast classical music to deter laundering and prevent crime.

Well, now thousands of businesses do the same thing, and classical music is used the most.

Unless you're the barbershop in Los Angeles.

They're not playing classical music instead of blasting classical music to deter homeless,

basically, from setting up camp outside of their business.

They've decided we're not going to play Beethoven or Bach or Mozart.

No, the barbershop.

They have opted to play the audio toxin of one Hope Saguine,

aka the performer of the song Baby Shark, a deeply, deeply hated song. Now, sure, this girl

hope she was only 10 years old when she performed Baby Shark, but that's about the same age

as the kids who sang the 1877 cars for kids jingles. And I don't forgive them either.

Now, all of that said, it got us thinking, now what what would be the music that keeps me away from patronizing your business, right?

So for me, it's easy.

Every rose has its thorn.

You're blasting out on the outside.

I know I don't want to go inside.

Jeff Leopards, Army getting it.

That would keep miles away.

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