Oh shit, it's that time of the day May, what is it?

15th, it's the halfway, it's half time of fucking May, and you're still sitting there

with a finger up your ass, contemplating calling some vocational school, because you

want to learn how to fucking cook.

Get your shit, together bitches, it's Wednesday May 15th, my main man, the flying Jew,

me, Uncle Joey Diaz, what the fuck, we're here, we're smoking, we got Ted Nugena,

it's not the song you expected, but it kicks it off, hit it with me.

Smoking dope, drinking cookies, drinking coffee, cooking, I know that, I fucking had a banana,

a little protein shake, who's better than me, got up to 430, yeah you're up early this

morning.

I went to bed 11 30 last month, went to kickboxing till 9 30, we're home, what are

everything I say, it's something I tell you, oh I have peanut butter, I have peanut

butter on a fucking spoon, a banana, some water, I got fucking super stoned the last two

days.

You don't say?

That's the one like you.

Two fucking stoned, I'll tell you about Monday night, Monday night to get to the trenches,

took a deep, I haven't done that deep in fucking months, I think I had like a bang bar,

I walked around with the baby from 801, and I got home in a quarter to 11, they didn't,

yes I did.

Where are you walking?

Listen I have it for 3 hours in the morning, what the fuck am I doing, sit there and watch

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