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I hope Brady's mother is enjoying her chocolate-dipped strawberries.

Oh, yeah.

Did you get them again?

No.

What other sexual deviant thing did you buy your mother this year?

I just went straight for a liberator.

It just went right at it, yeah.

She's single now, so she might as well. Arch that back. You brought it up. Yeah, I know. Don't do that to me. Don't. I've found that funny. Thank you. Well, good. Your mom's archback is hilarious to most people. Others very sexy. Makes like a reservoir. You know, Brett. We both know we've drawn it anyway happy belated

mother's day hope all your mom's got archbacks this weekend all of them be it alone or on

brady's you know this 80 year old lady liberator good lord i'm picturing it. It's not bad, actually.

It's not bad, man. She looks comfortable. A lot of bone cracking. Anyway, Mother's Day comes and goes. And it's yet another year where... She can get her shoulder done. Your mom is? Yeah. Total replacement? Yep. It's not as bad when you're old. That's the funny thing. Really? It would be the opposite.

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