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It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness to tell you about turf monstersaz.com.

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And this month, they're doing $500 off any service over 500 square feet. That's great big if you've been thinking about turf. A backyard refresh, a court, a pet-friendly setup. Go to Turf Monstersazaz.com. Remember, this month, $500 off any service over 500 square feet. That is a great deal. Turf Monstersazaz.com. Make your backyard less stupid. You can get over to Disneyland if you win the contest, which you've got to play. 8 o'clock word is imagination. You got that one for another 10 or 12 minutes or so, and you pop that in. We'll give you the 9 o'clock word coming up after that. Keep it up all day. We do this until 9 tonight. You got to until 10 o'clock to do that last word. So this is a lot of chances for you to enter.

And a lot of you were doing this. Taking a look at those numbers with Lairberry yesterday.

My goodness. You people want to go to Disneyland for cheap. And we'll help you do that. So it's

pretty great. Imagination is the word you're shooting for right now. You know what's crazy when you

start doing, like you start looking into

conspiracies? And it turns out there's a lot of them that people were screaming. This is a

conspiracy. It turned out to be kind of right. So I like them. Again, not necessarily that I

buy into all of them. People can't really wrap their brains around if you say, there's a possibility

of that, that you aren't just in it because we're all so stupid now that we can't have subtle nuanced conversations without hearing somebody

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