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We're a family restaurant with a small town atmosphere, serving southwestern comfort food for 18 years. Come on down to the ranch house grill for the best breakfast in Phoenix at 56th Street and Thomas Road. All of it, and then we'll be good. So global warming has worked out to where I didn't have to have a top of my car all winter from November to now. And I thought I'd park that thing in December and be like, well, it's too

cold or it's raining it a little bit here. Nothing. Two, three days I've had to put it under,

you know, in shelter. It's, it was a perfect winter. So let's say goodbye to this perfect, whatever's going on. Screw you, Greta Thurnberg winter that we just had because it was warm. We got no rain. Sure, it's going to be a problem someday. But I don't see, I mean, again, once the ocean scoots over because everything's melted, if those people are right, Arizona wins.

I think they're trying to convince you all that with global warming, we all drop dead.

It's not going to happen that way.

If the polar ice caps actually melt, flood the coastal towns.

It's not going to get hotter in the desert.

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