05-04 Full Show

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 176 minutes

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Hour 1: It turns out Olivia Rodrigo and Jake Paul go way back. SNL tried to explain Alix V. Alex - did they do as good of a job as Bob? Say your goodbyes to Spirit Airlines, and good luck if you had a flight booked this week. GenZ is Christopher Columbusing. Being bad at your job isn’t new, kids! What’s up? Gas prices! Yeah, they’re at an all time high. Hour 2: May the 4th be with you. It’s Star Wars Day! Who are the best characters from the Lucasfilm universe? Size matters on the world’s largest road trip. Let’s eat the headlines. The Kentucky Derby was a win for women this year! Pete Davidson is struggling with dad life… aren’t we all. Matty’s annoyed about people having fun. Here’s what you need to know about the NBA playoffs. Judge Sarah has her gavel out. Revenge on a drone - IS IT WRONG?! Even bad looking people end up on the internet. Stop romanticizing this stuff. Hour 3: Jodie Sweetin says she gets NO residual checks from ‘Full House’ due to streaming. Would you buy your kids a new car? Charlize Theron has strong opinions about how she’s raising her kids. The Oscars have some updates on their eligibility. Rage bait of the day: The 100 greatest guitar solos of all time. Remember the Hantavirus? Well, it’s back - on a cruise ship. American workers are more unhappy with their pay than ever. Adopt don’t shop: New legislation is cutting down on selling cats and dogs at pet stores. Hour 4: These iconic Rock artists have never had a #1 hit. Is it Michael Jackson’s fault? Post Malone has cancelled the beginning of his Big Ass Stadium tour “because his album isn’t done yet.” Rumor has it’s really because tickets aren’t selling. Zayn’s arena tour is also “selling softly.” Britney Spears was officially charged with a DUI. Kris Jenner is selling the Kardashian house. DO NOT FORGET MOTHER’S DAY! A woman has gone viral for telling her kids they don’t need to share. Should Vinnie turn his kids’ texts into a pop punk song? Plus, a Star Wars quiz!

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0:00.0	Wake up with good vibes and variety.
0:02.6	Oh my God, that's brilliant. We got to do that. Sarah and Vinny. Alice 973. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Don't tell me what I should do. I think you should. I don't think so. It's Alice 973. Sarah and Vinny. Thank you. Thank you. Nice to come on to applause. I know. It's lovely. I feel like welcome.
0:23.7	Yay, another Monday. All these days keep rolling around. Hey, real quick. Yeah. Mother's Day. Oh, yes. This Sunday. I'll repeat it a few times this week, but as I think of it. I think John's getting new golf clubs for Mother's Day. Oh, good for him. Yeah, I know. That's great. That's great. Well, I'm glad his golf game's going well. I know. Oh, that was his Father's Day present to himself. Well, he plays a lot. He does. He should have clubs. Yep, he wants a nice set of clubs. Clubs are expensive, But you know what? You guys have the money. We do. And we're going to spend it on John, apparently. Good. You know, I buy plenty of paint. That's so expensive. Yeah. These are, these are family things that, you know, it all evens out in the end. Yeah. Right. Everybody gets exactly what they, every family is like that. Everyone's super happy and everyone. I need a surfboard. You need a lamp. Everybody's happy. Everybody's happy. I mean, I don't know why you'd want lamps, but, you know. Oh, I mean, they add they add the perfect accent. Sure, they do. Right. Right. Yeah. I prefer lamplight to ceiling light. Oh, you do. Oh, God. I prefer giant floodlights myself. You know, what's funny about that is modern day construction has that for you. I took out every recess light in my house when we
1:46.1	redid in our house, every single one of them. The canister lights. I hate, I hate that light is so
1:51.2	unflattering. I was actually talking about the new ones that haven't even been turned on yet,
1:56.1	but they- Oh, these, oh, our brand-new lights, yeah. I would call those floodlight.
2:01.7	They're big.
2:03.9	Well, hopefully they're diffuse.
2:05.7	Is that what that thing on the front of them is?
2:05.9	Yes. I have no idea.
2:07.0	So, as you may know, we are live on YouTube every day.
2:11.0	Not today, apparently.
2:12.0	I'm not as well, as they were putting the lights in, they messed up the cameras.
2:16.1	I mean, I feel like it must be unrelated.
2:20.0	How could that be?
2:21.5	I don't know.
2:22.3	Here's the thing about this studio.
2:24.8	What is the thing?
2:25.7	Nothing works here.
2:27.6	Because every night something has changed.
2:31.8	It's this, everything's digital.
2:34.6	So, and we have an assigned profile. Like, this, everything's digital. So, and we have our,
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