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Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right.

Dragon Lady, Mount Rushmore, George Washington, Booborella, flimpocket, snot rocket,

Boxy Lady, Lady Germs, Patient Zero, Pound Cake, Bag of Lettuce, Nips, Turned with Feet. Judge. lady germs patient zero pound cake bag of lettuce nips turned with feet job of the slut mouth

warren sap blotch and front butt these are all nicknames for people that i know have known or

know of now that said none of these nicknames anywhere from flim pocket to nips to front butts,

not a single one of them knew that that was their nickname, you see.

And the reason they didn't know is because we didn't tell them.

And we didn't tell them because, well, let's just face it, the nicknames aren't very flattering.

Bag of salad.

My bad.

I couldn't remember.

I'm lettuce or said.

Either one fits.

But look, to this day, I still don't know who told Shrek that I called her Shrek,

but my boss explained that I should stop calling her Shrek, although my boss did agree

privately that she does have an uncanny resemblance to that specific

over.

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