Two conservative heterosexual gun-toting football-loving evangelical Christian white men.

In other words, the two most dangerous men in America.

Rick and Bob are six minutes now past the hour from the broadcast Plaza and teleport.

A brand new hour and we're thankful that you were here.

The real Greg Burgess Helmsey, 80 Van Adler's on the field.

He's got the look for the tubers there on YouTube.

Good morning and good afternoon or whatever tubers.

Whenever you're watching this, every watching live.

Thank you for being here.

Phone calls will come in this hour and we're going to start the hour with phone calls.

As a matter of fact, at 866, we be big.

Daddy calls me pumpkin.

It's taking phone calls and an unnamed freshman that is just enrolled at Rick and Bob University.

You may try to grab her a name here this week if not definitely next week.

Welcome back, Bill Bubba Busce.

Rick, glad to be here.

Thanks all of you for being part of the Rick and Boba family.

How about you, Bubbs?

We were talking last hour about these horrible cramps that you get.

Caff, quid, whatever they may be.

Adler even told me of something I don't want to experience a hamstring cramp.

Anything to do with that one.

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