05/01/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #76
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2013
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Summary
Rudy Sarzo, legendary bassist who has played with Ozzy Osbourne, Quiet Riot, and Whitesnake, to name a few, calls in. We were also lucky enough to have comedy legend Bobby Slayton calll in.
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Streamed live on 05/01/2013
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| 0:00.0 | Oh |
| 0:09.0 | Shit relax and take notes |
| 0:13.6 | Are you fucking kidding me? It's Wednesday May 1st motherfuckers |
| 0:19.4 | You got something to do |
| 0:21.9 | Get up right your goals do a jumping jack take a shit eat an apple do something |
| 0:27.8 | It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive Wednesday May 1st little bigy what |
| 0:35.4 | Go brother, let me see wiggle look at Lee wiggling. You got the camera. Yeah, I got this camera. What's coming on? I wanted to see Lee wiggle whoa |
| 0:50.2 | Are you fucking kidding me? What fucking biggy small open up the church of what's happening now |
| 0:56.5 | May 1st Lisa at the fucking house aka the flying Jewish shit |
| 1:01.9 | Uncle Joey Dears here putting it fucking down like I said Austin bound |
| 1:07.2 | Can't wait to get down to fucking Texas game fucking 18 pounds though |
| 1:10.9 | Yeah, you're fucking pirate up you've been giving me shit from like the second you walk in the door today |
| 1:15.3 | You slip it you didn't go on the fucking pool yesterday |
| 1:17.5 | I called you three o'clock. We sit on the fucking couch right boot of waiting for a fucking takeout order |
| 1:22.2 | You gotta get that pool that pool is right out there. It's four feet. I wish I had a pool my fucking back |
| 1:26.7 | God, I look like an x-ray |
| 1:28.7 | No impact. He's running back and forth. I fucking I am lazy dude. I work a work full time |
| 1:35.2 | I do this you sit and look at video with these glasses. Yeah, that's working |
| 1:39.0 | That's my work. You gotta do jumping jacks. You gotta get you to joke. It's only you're fucking |
| 1:43.0 | But I'm out there. I'm fucking out there walking around |
| 1:45.4 | I walked around two fucking hours yesterday pushing a fucking crib cock suck |
| 1:48.6 | Yeah, but you said oh, I just realized I'm not counting the points for the fucking 18 edibles at you today |
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