047: Bowling for Applebee's

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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0:00.0	Now, Chil Chik.
0:13.0	One, Chikha Chikha.
0:14.0	Chikha.
0:15.0	Yeah, you like my outfit, don't even make the deal.
0:18.0	I thought you said you had a girl on the light meal.
0:21.0	Always in my face, talking, S and that. I mean it's beautiful. They're eating a, they're eating a ramen thing.
0:25.0	They're eating a ramen thing.
0:27.0	I mean, it's beautiful.
0:28.0	Love is a beautiful thing.
0:30.0	They're eating a ramen thing called chapagetti.
0:35.0	Chapagetti.
0:35.9	Named after when Ted Kennedy killed that lady,
0:38.7	chapagetti.
0:40.8	That's what they were eating in the car.
0:42.1	Yeah, it's the only ramen that'll make you a drown.
0:45.0	You'll find liquid in your lungs when you die.
0:49.0	And you watch the waiter that you killed drown and you just go like,
0:52.0	Oh no, don't. don't don't do that I'm a
0:56.0	Kennedy don't die no breeze try to breathe anyway I'm just gonna kind of
1:01.2	of backstroke out of here anyway I'm gonna make a call to pop right I'm just going to kind of backstroke out of here. Anyway, I'm going to make a call to pop.
1:04.4	Right.
1:05.4	I'm going to use my retarded sister as a flotation device.
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