045 - Clown Police Chase, Penis Cut Off With Scissors, and Lemon Cake Face Smash

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2019

⏱️ 26 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Some clown drives 35 miles standing out of his sunroof, a guy cuts his wife's lover's dick off with scissors, and some psycho blasts her mom in the face with cake and mouthwash.

*Apologies for some very slight audio quality issues.

Snowman co-hosts LIVE from Steamer's Pub in Saginaw, MI!

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0:00.0	Live from Steamers Riverfront Pub and beautiful, woo, sag nasty, sagging on Michigan.
0:08.6	You're listening to Power Move Daddy.
0:12.6	Boy, hit that hard while I'm here.
0:15.6	Yeah, we're making power moves.
0:17.7	Rock in a Detroit groove.
0:20.2	Some American dudes out making power moves.
0:24.6	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rocking a cold one in each hand.
0:29.6	My buddy Dave and our Americans, just making power moves, ripping heaters and chugging paps.
0:36.6	Now he lied with no claspasp blown shit up and chasing ass
0:41.0	Yeah, we're making power moves right to a Detroit groove
0:48.0	It's all American dudes out making power moves
0:53.0	And we're back
0:58.4	Today we are living the dream
1:00.5	Steamers also known as steamboats to us
1:03.4	We're kind enough to let us record here during happy hour
1:05.9	So we thank them
1:07.0	So if you're ever in town stop by and tell them power moves
1:09.6	With Mike Burns sent you this
1:12.3	is the dream baby joining me today snowman dave the big dave off a west side sagina homeboy and
1:20.6	legend mr dave hewick snowman what's up daddy yep dave off here davy got to hold the microphone man you got to have dave off dave, you got to hold the microphone, man.
1:28.1	Dave off, Dave off.
1:29.6	You got to hold it the whole time.
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