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We're here in South Texas, in good old Bernie, Texas at Jared's Bar Bar as usual. Yes. Jared and Matt. And we have a wonderful guest today, uh, former Navy SEAL and awesome. You know, I'm just jealous. You know, you guys got a lot of clout in the streets. No, but a friend of ours, a very good human, Dan Crenshaw. Thank you so much for taking the time to drive down and see us, man.

I'm really excited to sit and chat with you.

We've done it a few times on Instagram, and I'm excited. One of his hidden talents that he just showed us is he knows what words aren't words. It's true. Cluffy. Is that a word? You really changed the standards here because the second ago you said I-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D-A-A-A-D-A-A-D-A-A-D-A go to college. I mean to go to college. All right. All right. I guess it's two against one here. Did you go to any school? Never. I went to Columbia, Columbia Southern University. I guess. Let's actually back up. The reason we brought up eyes was because of Matt's microaggression. Oh, when he was using eyes plural. No, you can't use the eyes plural around me.

Right.

Because it's offensive. Right, because you have one eye. Right. It's like me saying arms because you don't have the use of two arms at the moment. Right. So if you could not use that, I won't use eyes. Right. What do I get to not use? And now we respect each other's truth. We respect each other's truth, which is really important in today's age, the wokeism.

I get my arm back after surgery, what happens? Then we go back. You change your offense then. Then I can just immediately go back to how I was. I can just kind of command in it. Yeah, I mean, really. Neither one of you are allowed to say heavy around me. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. What about synonyms is heavy? All of them. All of them. Because you're talking about my weight problem. Well, I'm going to start off because since we hit the arm thing before we're getting to Dan. I'm stoked to have this podcast. But I know everybody's going to hit me up on YouTube and all that. I tore my bicep.

I'm completely fine.

Get surgery Tuesday.

Probably when this comes out,

I'll be bicep.

I'm completely fine.

I'm completely fine.

Probably when this comes out. I'll be done with surgery. All good. You keep doing this. I get surgery Tuesday. You know I looked up the survivability probability of that surgery. Yeah. It's like 4%. Good. You should make a shirt in my, yeah. That's way worse than coronavirus.

Spice.

No, 4% survivability.

Oh, wow. Yeah.

For a virus. A shirt in my, yeah. That's way worse than coronavirus. Bicep. No, 4% survivability. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I looked up. That's why I was like, wasn't reversed? No, no, no, no, I didn't reverse. Did you look at that at Josh Hopkins University? Yeah, I went to Josh Hopkins University. How is Josh doing? It's great. It's his uncle. He lives down in Montgomery, Alabama. Are you sure you read a book?

Are you sure it? Josh Hopkins University. How is Josh doing? It's great.

It's his uncle.

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