Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything. On the big show today's sex with a tree

driving in a cemetery and that new car smell. It's all coming up right after this. I'm driving through the parking lot when suddenly I see some lady in another car heading straight for me.

She's talking on her cell phone.

She doesn't know I'm there.

I swear to keep from getting hit

and I can't help but swear.

Get off your cell phone, put your hands at 10 and 2.

Or I'm gonna grab that cell phone up the bottom side of you.

There's a pistol in my love box.

I'm about to lock and load.

So get off your cell phone

and everyone can hear.

So I go to see a movie to get away from everything.

I just win the movie's getting good. I hear a cell phone ring.

Get off your cell phone, take that call another time, or I'm gonna stick that cell phone up where the sun

don't shine this movie's got a soundtrack I I really like to hear so put down your phone or I'll put it up your rear.

Hey guy it's Ken Tomac and we just landed.

Yeah, ATL, you gotta suck?

Uh, well it's a good time for me, Mike.

About the mission statement.

I know, but if you're five yards from the casket you still have time listen

I got a phone go determine hey sugar we just landed yeah I got him on the

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