Greetings, it's Wednesday, the 24th of February.

The joint is brought to you by ExpressVPN.

Let me ask you a question.

When you use the bathroom, do you close the door behind you?

You don't want people looking in on you, right?

So why would you let people see what you look at online?

Using the internet without ExpressVPN

is like going to the bathroom and not closing the fucking door.

Did you know that the creepy internet providers actually spy

on what you do every single website you visit.

And then they turn around and sell you info to add companies.

Is that what you want?

Let me tell you something.

Sometimes at night, when I go deep, deep, deep

into the murky waters of the underworld,

I got an ExpressVPN and I got places

and I look at things you've never seen before.

I don't like talking about them because nobody's business.

But anyway, ExpressVPN puts a stop to the madness.

It creates a secure tunnel between you and the internet.

So if you're like me and believe your online activity

is your own fucking business, secure yourself

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