040 - Saved By the Bell Police Car Crash, John Cena Confession, McDonald's Sex Dance, Tesla Sleeping, and Dad Bods

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Dad Bods are sexier than ever, John Cena admits to in-ring boners, America's Trash Dad Bill Cosby, Florida McDonald's sex dance, Tesla driver sleeps for 30 miles, scum has sex with pool floats, and Saved by the Bell fan hits cop car.

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0:00.0	What's up, dad is? It's your boy, Mike Burns. Thank you for all those five-star reviews on Apple Podcasts. All it takes is a quick five-star smash to make me a happy man, so please hit it. Also a reminder to follow the show on Instagram at Power Moves Podcast. I'd love to have you. Today on the program, we talk about how dad bods are sexier than ever.
0:22.5	Bill Cosby still thinks he's America's dad.
0:25.4	W.W.E. star John Cena admits to getting boners in the ring.
0:29.0	We got a guy who does a strip dance and a McDonald's.
0:31.7	There's a sick fuck who has sex with pool floaties, a guy who put his Tesla on autopilot and took a nap for 30 miles, and a
0:38.9	saved by the bell fan who runs into a cop car. And big homie Vince Averill from WeWatch Wrestling
0:45.6	joins the show. There's all that and so much more. Live from Los Angeles, who California.
0:55.0	You're lifting the power move daddy.
0:59.0	Y'all are making power moves.
1:01.0	Rock in a Detroit groove to some American dudes out making power moves.
1:08.0	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan,in' a cold one in each hand
1:12.6	My buddy Dave and our Americans
1:14.6	Just making power moves
1:17.6	Ripping heaters and chugging paps
1:19.6	Now he lied with no clasp
1:21.6	Blown shit up and chasing ass
1:24.6	Yeah, we're making power moves
1:26.6	Yeah, we're making make power moves. Yeah,
1:27.6	I want to make
1:28.0	power moves
1:29.0	right to a
1:30.3	Detroit groove.
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