Oh, wrong house. No, the right house. I didn't get nominated.

I'm going to get nominated.

I'm from Canada Water. I apologize. Let me take you out for a couple of coffee. Strong high contact implied intimacy.

You're good.

So what was this mean?

Actually, this is me being nice.

You have beautiful eyes.

That's it?

That's the best you got.

This is about connection for you.

This isn't even about sex for you.

This is about finding an hour or two

of a leaf from the pain of being you.

And that's fine with me because all I want's the exact same thing.

Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick.

Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Let's just keep it simple.

I can do that.

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