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04 Trashy Royals: Monaco's House of Grimaldi

Trashy Divorces

Hemlock Creatives

Comedy, History

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

This week in Trashy Royals, it's time for a trip to Monaco, a tiny country with a lot of #trashcandy! This week, Alicia gets into the Practical Magic-esque Grimaldi Curse, Prince Albert I, Prince Rainer III, dubious marketing schemes, so many ladies, and some Trashy Divorces Alums too!

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone and welcome to trashy divorces, trashy royals edition, your midweek deep dive.

0:17.4

Oh, today it's going to be fun. I'm Alicia. I'm Stacey.

0:20.5

Today we are midweek deep diving

0:22.7

into the house or Grimaldi, the Grimaldi curse. I feel like it's not even a real name.

0:28.8

It's totally a real name. Let's get into it. Okay. House of Grimaldi. So January 8,

0:42.4

1297. Current events. Current events. Francois Grimaldi, his nickname is The Spiteful. Ah, good. We'll disguise himself as a Franciscan monk and knock down the gate of his uncle Rignay's castle. Once allowed entry, old

0:56.3

Francois the spiteful will pull his sword out of his friar robes and call for his soldiers

1:02.2

who'd been waiting for him on the cliffs of the fortress. Together they successfully take

1:08.5

Monaco. Which is basically like the castle and the grounds of the castle, right?

1:14.3

I mean, it's a tiny, okay.

1:16.1

Yeah, I mean, it's 1297.

1:17.7

The casino is not there yet.

1:19.8

That we know of.

1:21.0

So Francois, the spiteful and short-lived, the victory only goes about four years because four years later,

1:29.1

Francois is forced to flee Monaco. His cousin, Charles Grimaldi, who is the son of the

1:36.3

previous prince Rigny, will take back control. That's Charles the passive aggressive.

1:42.1

Charles the passive aggressive. So over the next several decades, the Grimaldi family and their rule of Monaco were hotly contested and fought over.

1:51.8

Why is Monaco a big deal?

1:53.4

Why do you want it?

1:54.7

Its geography and location makes it an ideal fortress and look out in times of war.

2:04.2

It's beautiful. Has a lot of natural resources, so it's beauty and fortunes make it an ideal sanctuary and respite for all manners

2:11.0

of unpleasantness. It's beautiful, natural beauty, inherent glamour, will make it the most desirable destination for all

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