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Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

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Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6900 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

The worst kind of joke is not one where no one laughs, but one where the joke-teller takes a violent, unyielding umbrage with your lack of mirth. The joke is on Grace when a not-so-funny artefact goes missing and someone from her past makes a sudden return. It's really no laughing matter though when Lennox reappears, leaving her with more questions than answers. There's no clowning around when he's involved. Alright, I've run out of puns, I think that's enough for this episode description. CONTENT WARNING: blood, violence, bodily harm Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Cameron Wylie as Travis Phil Wright as the heckler Keith Ohman as the MC Reyna Stillwater as the ticket taker Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Diet Coke.

0:04.6

Time for a Diet Coke break.

0:08.6

Enjoy what you like.

0:11.6

Just how you like it.

0:16.1

This is my taste.

0:19.7

What's yours? Celebrate your my taste. What's yours?

0:23.0

Celebrate your unique taste with Diet Coke.

0:28.8

This November, did you hear that crowd?

0:31.2

Comes the big screen event of the year.

0:33.0

The greatest temple.

0:34.0

Rome by the build.

0:34.9

The Coliseum.

0:35.8

Gladiator 2.

0:36.9

You will be my instrument.

0:38.3

I will never be your instrument.

0:39.8

Directed by Ridley Scott.

0:41.3

Take your father's strength.

0:42.7

He's name as Maxis.

0:44.9

We fight together.

0:46.5

Starring Paul Muscoe, Pedro Pascal, with Connie Nielsen and Denzel, Washington.

0:51.7

This is how Rome treats it's heroes!

0:53.8

Gladiator 2 in cinemas, November 15.

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