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pandemic edition as we continue on Defcon Diffy, which is now in the dictionary

we will return to designated survivor, alone survivor, whatever we decide to call it,

beginning next Monday. So let's talk a little bit on the phones and then I'll talk about this

email I got about some things that may shift and change going forward, but Anita says she wants

to address this bizarre thing in our state and in some of the other states in our country

about the dangers of getting your haircut. So Anita, why are we arbitrarily shutting them down

when we're allowing other things to take place that we need practice to practice safety standards

for as well? Anita, go ahead. Hi guys, Monkey Grass. Thanks for the call. Appreciate that.

Okay, so I'm pretty sure that the reason that the hair swans and barber shops are closed down

is because whoever it is on Governor Ivy's task force that's advising her that the liquor stores

are essential and hair swans and barber shops are not must be a bald headed alcoholic.

You know what? That may be it. I never thought about that. That's a great point. Yeah, well,

there's a lot of people that are saying when it's arbitrary like this, pay attention because

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