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Weird. With Dr. Pepper Zero.

God, if they smell, they're sticky. They say things that are horrible.

Oh, thank you very much. Silence the voice, rainy morning.

Which means people are going to be doing donuts accidentally sliding all over,

so watch out for morons. Give yourself a couple extra minutes.

Blah blah blah, not your goddamn dad being an adult. That's all I'm saying.

That's what radio hosts should do more often.

Not traffic people are going to say, hey, act like a goddamn adult out there this morning.

There's some conditions. I always remember KUPD20 to shut up.

Act like a goddamn adult. I like Danny Sullivan. She's a sweet lady.

I worked with her a long time ago, one of the nicest people I've ever met.

She gives us traffic reports like we're in a romper room.

I assume I'm going to keep you distanced from the conference.

Act like a goddamn adult. It's raining.

Put on your slickers, boy.

Brady, how long have I been talking about the John Humbert Convention?

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