It's a new year. Why not start it on?

Rickenbubber to the house!

Rickenbubber, Rickenbubber

Pass the gravy please

Rickenbubber, Rickenbubber

Oh, it brings me to my knees

Here's the thing that makes life so interesting

The theory of evolution claims only the strong shall survive

Maybe so, maybe so

But the theory of competition says just because they're the strong doesn't mean they can't get the kick

That's right

See, whatever long shot come from behind under dog will tell you is this

The other guy may in fact be the favorite

The odds may be stacked against you, fair enough

But what the odds don't know is this isn't a math test

This is a completely different kind of test

One where passion has a funny way of trumping logic

So before you step up to the starting line

Before the whistle blows and the clock starts ticking

Just remember out here the results don't always add up

No matter what the stats may say and the experts may think and the commentators may have predicted

When the race is on all bets are raw

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