And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, last month, a 72-year-old man from Richland, Washington.

He went to Cozumel, Mexico for a little R&R, took advantage of the beautiful blue waters of the Caribbean Sea and went for a swim on his first night there.

Unfortunately, he spent a lot of the time in water fighting off the 10-foot alligator.

Now, the good news is he survived, but the gator did plenty of damage, as gators are known to do.

And look, alligators, they are serious business.

And that's why a couple of Florida, they called authorities when they found a nine and a half foot agator in their pool.

Now, they're not nearly the first, nor will they be the last people to find an alligator in their pool.

And I'd like the guy that, well, basically was attacked in Mexico, at least Floridians have the advantage of clearly seeing alligators in their pool.

And I guess that's both a good and bad thing when it comes to pools.

We go to China, where one public pool has the attention of authorities after poop was found

floating in the water. Twice and 10 days, China apparently does not play that as they're now threatening legal

precautions if you were caught pooping in the pool. Now I think we can all agree the poop

belongs in the toilet. And as it turns out, poop is not the only thing that people find in

toilets. A high school in New Hampshire, they issued a shelter and place order after a bullet was found in one of the toilets.

Nobody found a gun or anything. There was just a bullet. A bullet. And when I went to high school, we would not have gone to school if that was a problem.

But not to be outdone. A newborn baby was found alive inside the toilet tank in Thailand.

Now, what do these stories have in common? What do they have to do with each other? Well, they all inspired today's question. Brought to you by our friends in advance their restoration. We just want to know how does water figure into the story. To be a part of the big show called 206-803 Rock. Like the Men's Room on Facebook, follow us on X and Instagram and Men's Room Live. Send your emails to the men's room at KISW.com and now watch the show live on YouTube at KISW Rock. Hello, Pallel. So where we go. Welcome to the 21st Amendment season episode number 4,511. What a large and in charge program we have for a today, guaranteedaranteed future repeat, the exciting return of Who Sucks Less?

I don't know how you do, Steve.

People do weird stuff in the news.

Somehow you find these stories. It's not all rosy and sunshine out there. I mean, usually it is. Usually when you turn on and or read the news, I don't know if this don't doom scrolling nonsense is. I'm telling me, it is nothing but like unicorns and rainbows.

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