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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

04/13/18 Friday

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2018

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Incest, Oscar Del la hoya Kitchen Utensils, Cancer lady wants some D, Dustin Ybarra in studio and more!!!

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0:00.0

Podcasting now.

0:02.0

Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show.

0:08.0

Hey, where's the little fat little peanut dude?

0:11.0

He just said that cats at fire stations make me horny.

0:14.8

What do you not think that through? What a dumb ass? No, how about I would turn that in

0:22.1

that makes me happy, right?

0:24.0

That would be happy to go to a fire station,

0:27.0

where you typically see a Dalmatian dog, right?

0:30.0

And it's like, oh, look, there's our fire dog.

0:33.0

Oh, my gosh.

0:34.0

So I mean, he was in a cage, went to the main side, he rescued him.

0:38.0

Now he lives at the fire station.

0:40.0

Or he's just a random dog in the neighborhood and like,

0:42.0

oh, take them in.

0:43.0

but no.

0:45.0

Can we just soak this in again?

0:47.2

This is what how Chris painted me as I drive by fire stations and I see a cat that is living at the fire station and that now somehow makes me horn

0:56.9

And now headlines that make Billy Horny

0:59.2

A fire station has adopted not a dog but a firehouse cat.

1:03.8

Okay that does not make me horny on the list of things

1:07.1

that makes me horny.

1:08.8

That doesn't check the box.

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