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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

04/10/18 Tuesday

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Mornings, Comedy, 99.5 Kiss, Madison, Chris, Bms, 111877, Billy Madison Show, Billy, Kiss-fm, Allgood, Nard, San Antonio's Rock Station, Derek

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

Cocaine flew into purse, Affair prove your marriage, Pregnant at the worst time, Dog hits on a horse and more!!!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, I don't know why I'm here. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, that's right. We got a show to do. Yeah, I always forget that. I try to get in his own

0:17.0

Right, drive down the road. I'm like, yeah, I wake up. I got to do this. They'll give me checked out this week because he's a girl

0:24.6

So he's like, it's my birthday week. Yeah, I'm so annoying. No, look up on the first head Sunday. No, I was like, whoo

0:35.1

Boy, come on. Yeah, where's my gift? Already asking for it. Oh, yeah. Yeah

0:41.1

What do you think has it all like we're in our stores to choose shopping. I'm like, this isn't just

0:47.6

Unbelievably rude, right? Like why? Like it's my birthday month. Yeah, everything

0:54.9

Like the whole month. Yep. I still got a solid 20 days. Just picking up every dinner. Yeah, solid to be a long

1:02.2

Solid 20 days. Just picking out whatever I want. Oh, yeah, oh, because I you know what I adopted that after I you know, she's like, well, it's my birthday month

1:12.3

Birthday month. Yeah

1:14.3

Something special planned like okay, right? So I was like, okay. Well, I can't wait. I'm you know calendar ripping a page off

1:23.8

Month month month month month month, get the April birthday month, right do whatever I want

1:29.3

And then they have something special that they're doing okay on my birthday. Yeah. Well, that's good. So they already got they already got something

1:36.7

You know, they already got something for themselves. Oh, I'll dress. I mean, it is it's a good thing. It's a good thing. Right? It's just for you. No, well, you know

1:45.7

For God, right for God is super adorable, super cute and everything and that's the best birthday. Get it's the

1:52.9

Best birthday gift I could probably get a super adorable. Yeah, but you know a little part of me the little part of me that's on my shoulder that's like

2:01.9

I say look it back like I just never saw your life being like this never I don't know

2:07.9

I never I know but like I had a gun in school and it was all right. I was in my locker

2:15.2

Is it just saying different way more challenging your manhood? I don't know. I don't know like guys are constantly challenging my man

2:20.4

You've basically threatened me in our like three times this week. Just saying

2:25.4

Just saying I

2:27.4

Lived at a time where you had a gun. It was in your locker. Yeah, and the school gave it to you. You didn't own it

2:33.4

Some kid got a four years later. All right. Yeah, I want to talk about guns. Yeah, what were you talking about then? I was just just just just I don't know

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