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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

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🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0	It's Brett Vesley from Homebird's morning sickness.
0:21.3	Join RSI, April 15th from 3 to 7, and again Saturday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. And hey, by the way, I'm going to be hanging out with you guys on Saturday from 10 to noon. Come talk, check out everything RSI has got to offer, and see what your future actually looks like. RSVP now at rSI.edu. That's RSI.
0:22.2	org.
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0:29.4	Not some dead-end job.
0:30.3	RSI.
0:34.4	It's John Holberg here from the morning sickness, and it's time to talk about my friend TV's Doug Hopkins of my home group.
0:36.6	And Doug Hopkins.com. Doug buys houses for cash as is. No repairs. No showings and none of that usual stress. He knows the Phoenix market inside and out. He makes the process simple. You need to sell fast, divorce, relocation, inherited property, whatever. TVs, Doug Hopkins is a guy who puts his money where his mouth is. Start the process at Doug Hopkins.com or grab the phone and sing alone.
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1:34.1	You missed this one in the Brady Report this morning.
1:36.5	Although there is a video of a guy on MSNBC, the DiPack Kid.
1:41.8	He's on there if you want to check it out.
1:43.5	A little video.
2:18.0	You can watch the die explode in his pants. Yeah. Sweet. Tyler Povey is, I call him Dr. Tyler now. He emailed me and said, hey, John. That thing on the side, your abdominal bump, maybe lupomis or lipomis. Can't remember what it's called for sure. You're not a good doctor. It's a fatty tissue benign tumor. I have several of them and they hurt when you apply pressure. Well, that's it. That's what I've got. That's it right there. It's not pancreatic cancer. Yeah. Thank you, doctor. So any random emailer can email you something you want to hear and that's the truth.
2:21.5	Okay, tell me how many times that when you feel something on one side, you check your other side to see if it's there too.
2:22.7	And if it is, you feel like, oh, okay, I got two.
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