And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, yesterday was Easter Sunday.

And if you have kids, there's a chance that they enjoyed an Easter egg hunt.

Or if your kids were at the Easter egg hunt in Long Beach, California, they probably enjoyed it up until they found the human remains.

That's right, including a skull and other bones.

But look, it doesn't just happen here in the U.S.

We go to Germany.

We're a group of people on an Easter egg hunt.

They found a bottle of polonium 210.

So what is polonium 210?

Is it a clone?

No, it is not.

It's a radioactive poison that Russia uses to assassinate its critics, including apparently

the Easter Bunny.

Now, a little closer to home here in Washington State, a juvenile gray whale was spotted

in a Willipa or Wallapa River near Raymond.

Now, normally that would be pretty cool, except that the whale was dead.

Sad stuff for sure.

But honestly, I'd rather find a dead whale than find the living whale that was breaching

directly in front of the path while I'm windsurfing.

A San Francisco windsurfer, he slammed into a servicing gray whale over the weekend. They say both the windsurfer and the whale, they were just fine, but he points out, hey, man, keep your head on a swivel. But the point of all this is luck. People accidentally find stuff all the time. Sure, you can walk to the back of an Uber.

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