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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2018

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Summary

Woman sets Ex on fire, 78 year old stabs home intruder, Steve Harvey, Is your sex style outta date and more!!!

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0:00.0	Podcasting now. Now. Thanks for downloading this podcast. The 99-5 Kiss Billy
0:06.8	Madison Show. The Billy Madison Show with Billy Derek Anard. When Bill
0:11.2	poops, it's number three. Yeah it is.
0:13.8	I call it a number five.
0:16.0	Right, yeah.
0:17.0	They do it in five seconds.
0:18.0	Oh, yeah.
0:19.0	What are you a rabbit?
0:20.0	I'm not a rabbit.
0:21.0	I'm a race car pooper.
0:22.0	I'm not trying to stay on the track long, I'm trying to win the race and get out of there.
0:25.0	A race car poop.
0:27.0	Back to the Billy Madison show.
0:29.0	So Nard's Abbey, he's actually seen a rabbit poop.
0:32.0	Because he's like, what aren't you a rabbit?
0:33.6	Because they poop so fast.
0:34.8	Like, Narn has a vast knowledge of animal poops.
0:38.1	Dude, he's got an encyclopedia or whatever of animal poops in his head.
0:43.2	That's the only thing he's got in there.
0:45.1	I've got knowledge.
0:46.1	No, no, no, he could identify any animal poop.
0:49.1	Girls will remember like, oh my God, I remember that one night I got drunk and I did you know and then
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