This program may be found offensive by pencil pushing, bean counting, research loving program

directors and radio consultant goobs.

In the beginning, there was fun on the radio.

Then the radio industry fell victim to corporate America, and ventured capitalist bankers who

marched in with their research and up to their armpits in debt, and turned the radio

band into a wasteland of cookie cutters.

Faceless sound like stations who completely lost touch with the people they were meant

to serve.

Then there were two voices that cried out in the wilderness, fainted first, but becoming

louder with every passing ratings book.

It's okay to have fun again.

To give the people what they really want to hear, and not treat them like a sea of mindless

followers who have no choice in their radio entertainment.

Welcome to the Rick and Boba Show.

I'm hearing the music.

I'm home for my baby.

It's seven minutes past the hour.

I give my back here to whom I live.

Coming to you from the Rick and Boba award-winning broadcast plaza and teleport.

Thank you for being with us, Speedy, and Helm's are here at the real Greg Burgess on

vacation back tomorrow.

Eddie Van Adler has blazed TV for you.

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